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The Joke of the Day

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JOKE OF THE DAY - WEDNESDAY JULY 23rd, 2008

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.

The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken back, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'

JOKE OF THE DAY - TUESDAY JULY 22nd, 2008

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. She asks, "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?"

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

JOKE OF THE DAY - MONDAY JULY 21st, 2008

And old man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the man started to leave.

"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what the old man had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothing," said the old guy, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."